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Joke of the Day

"I hate graph jokes... Because I can never get the point."

"You're stuck in 2nd person and you can't get out. Help you. Help you. Please. Help you You wrote this reddit post"

"A Buddhist was struggling to complete his jigsaw puzzle He just needed to find his inner piece."

"I hate people with club feet... I'm lack toes intolerant."

"I used to work at a french fry stand I was way over quali**fried**"

"I got a job at the circus circumcising baby elephants. It pays peanuts, but the tips are huge."

"My girlfriend's been trying to help me with my finances. I think I'd be better off a loan."

"Somewhere in the world, a woman gives birth once a minute. It must suck to be her."

"Why is Donald Trump like a college football team in Tijuana? They're both slipping in the polls."

"BOSS: Okay, let's do this. What names are you pitching? COWORKER: Hannah Montana ME: Assapoopshits Massachusetts BOSS: Michael you're fired"