146289

Joke of the Day

"BOSS: Okay, let's do this. What names are you pitching? COWORKER: Hannah Montana ME: Assapoopshits Massachusetts BOSS: Michael you're fired"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...with extra large cups."

"My New Year's Resolution was to stop masturbating Well I guess there's always next year"

"What's the sexiest thing about the holocaust The shower scenes"

"What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld? Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways?"

"If God wanted me to mow my own lawn, He wouldn't have given me the ability to earn a postgraduate degree."

"It's sad to see how people seem to put more effort into their wedding than they do into their marriage."

"""The world needs an arbiter of good taste and common sense, and I am fully qualified for that job."" - every living human"

"A Mexican fireman had twin boys He named them Jose and Hose B"

"a lady walks into her house but then the she realizes she does not have a home for living and is sleeping in trash bag"