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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass"

"What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus? It's a match made in Heaven!"

"The only thing worse than finding your girlfriend on Tinder... Is your girlfriend finding you."

"My girlfriend is in Mexico for vacation and if she has a Juan night stand while she's down there, her and I are totally done."

"Knock Knock... Knock knock Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No need to cry, it's only a joke."

"You shouldn't be friends with a fence, because... ...They hold you back."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Donald Trump never asked to have a lentil on his face."

"This clown fad is getting out of hand.... They are even running for president of the United States."

"I'm not sure if I have constipation or diarrhoea. I'll find out by a process of elimination."

"My ex-girlfriend used to have this strange fetish... She used to enjoy being strangled until she turned blue in the face. It's too bad that I am colorblind."