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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass"
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"I guess it goes without saying that I'm the Han Solo of Twitter, and you guys are Ewoks. Not even the Ewoks with names. Background Ewoks."
"Can't wait til Feb. 15th...otherwise known as 1/2 price chocolate day."
"Husband says to his wife ""do you smell that"" wife says ""no?"" Husband says ""me neither so start cooking"""
"The bouncer at the club calls me Kevin Mcallister because I'm always going home alone"
"some babies are born premature but i was born very mature i just came out and i was like so what"
"Q: You can sleep on it, brush your teeth with it and sit on it, what is it? A: A bed, a tooth brush, and a chair."
"Did you know that pigeons die after they have sex? At least the one I fucked did."
"Bun B doesn't like Star Wars Because he is the real Trill O G"
"Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!"