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Joke of the Day

"some babies are born premature but i was born very mature i just came out and i was like so what"

"Why couldn't the radish finish the race? He was just a little beet."

"I Know What You Did Last Summer. You Posted It To Facebook. And You Do Not Seem To Understand How To Use The Privacy Controls."

"""No, no, I said I'm a PEDALPHILE. I'm super into bicycling. So that's a no go on the job now, huh?"""

"As I spread my girlfriend's ass cheeks, I thought to myself... This is the weirdest thing I've ever had on toast."

"What should we call it when a man is beautiful? ""Footseveral?"" No but I feel like you're on the right track"

"What's a Mexican's favorite assignment? Ese's(Essays)"

"Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom."

"I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"What did the frog say in the massage parlor? Rubbit."