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Joke of the Day

"Bun B doesn't like Star Wars Because he is the real Trill O G"

"2001 called... They want their towers back"

"Somewhere right now, a girl just uploaded a picture of herself saying ""Not looking good today"" after deleting the first 50 pictures she took"

"I walked into the gym and see a bunch of ladies working out I ask the guy who is running the gym, ""Sir, what machine should I use to impress the ladies?"" He smiles says ""Try the ATM in the lobby""."

"I got myself into this mess, and I can get myself further into this mess."

"Oscar Pistorius brings a whole new meaning to taking your missus out on Valentine's Day."

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs."

"*casually walks into a crowded Sushi Restaurant wearing a dolphin costume* *suddenly stops, looks horrified, & backs slowly out the door*"

"Brad Pitt and I had a handsome contest and the loser had to adopt a bunch of kids."

"There is a disturbing amount of product placement in my dreams."