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Joke of the Day
"What did Obama say to Michelle when he proposed? I don't wanna be Obama self"
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"""Be strong"" I whisper to my coffee."
"Potassium and Oxygen went on a date. It was OK."
"Why do porn sites have a share to Google plus button I don't want my friends to know I have Google plus"
"a girl to her mother: Mom! I was stopped at a red light and got hit by a car! --oh no! who rear-ended you? lots of guys, mom! But can we go back to talking about my accident please?"
"The past, the present and the future walk into a bar... ...Then things got tense."
"What do you call a failed resistance? Ohmless"
"Scientists find new way to measure pregnancy Placentage"
"Did you hear that Willy Nelson died? He was singing on the road again."
"Someone stole my................... Someone stole my mood ring, I don't know how I feel about that."