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Joke of the Day
"What did Obama say to Michelle when he proposed? I don't wanna be Obama self"
Next Joke
"Damn girl, you remind me of my mother! /* indistinguishable sobs *"
"Runs away from you... Looks back to laugh at you... Runs into pole."
"What's the most confusing holiday in Harlem? Father's Day"
"Actually told a girl who's moving to France soon that ""there's lots of French people over there"". It's a wonder how I can even bathe myself."
"If a stork brings a white baby and a crow brings a black baby, what brings no baby? A swallow"
"The average male only lives to 25... It just takes 45 years to bury them."
"[In line at Starbucks] [Woman behind me talking] I work in an office with 50% men so- [Excitedly turn around] OMG YOU WORK WITH CENTAURS"
"What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin"
"What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away."