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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between ovaries and testicles? There is a vas diference"
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"In the USSR's School system it was very important not to fall asleep while the teacher was talking Or you would fail to achieve class consciousness."
"Me and my family are always drinking alcohol when we get together What can I say, it's in our blood."
"What's the right age to tell an adopted child it's a highway?"
"If eye fucking is a thing, my husband probably has opthalmic herpes from Haley at the burrito store."
"Fighting a war on drugs beats fighting a war sober"
"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Walter White."" Of course."
"What do you call a whiny dog? A chi-WAAA-WAAA!!!!"
"What's the similarity between being in the mob and... eating pussy? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit"
"I like my beer like i like my violence.. Domestic"