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Joke of the Day
"A mango told an apple ""I love you"" Actually it was a passionfruit, not a mango"
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"I like the fact that Harriet Tubman will be on the $20 bill. It's good to have a black woman represented on American money. It just sucks that it will only be worth $12."
"What's it called when you throw Indian food at someone? Naan-aggression."
"The speed of light is when you take out a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on."
"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo-bees"
"I'm having one of those days where nothing seems to be going write."
"My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels."
"Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit? Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something."
"What is the appropriate response to a great performance at the Special Olympics? A handiclap"
"I Love You!! Is that you or your beer talking? Thats me.. talking to my beer"