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Joke of the Day
"Turkey Me: you're a turkey GF: well, I do like being stuffed"
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"""I know exactly how you feel."" *staring at a deflated giant inflatable snowman"
"My version of a haunted house is hitting yes when an ATM asks me if I'd like to see my balance."
"How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Apparently more than 5, as my basement is still dark"
"I introduced my ex girlfriend to a buddy who has epilepsy She was always saying she loved vibrators."
"My Russian friends cringe everytime I tell a joke... Because in Russia line punch you."
"Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's? Because they fall through his hands."
"What do you call an retarded rich kid? Downstown Abby"
"My wife was proud that I admitted to also being married to someone else ...she said it was big of me"
"Do you know how to tell your ass from a hole in the ground? Stick your finger in and try to walk away."