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Joke of the Day
"a gaggle of geese, a murder of crows, a genocide of seagulls, a holocaust of toucans"
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"*walks up to dealer* I would like 3 weeds please ""Are you a cop?"" No I love crime and tomfoolery ""..."" Could I also get a bushel of cocaine?"
"""Always wear a pretty bra. The worst case is nobody sees it."" ~ Not an old Irish proverb"
"So a horse walks into a bar... The bartender says: ""Why the long face?"" The horse, unable to understand English, shits on the floor and walks out of the bar."
"My girlfriend and I are in sync! Like the band. Or soap."
"What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar? A mar tiny."
"I'm going to complain about the cold until a Canadian gets mad enough to say something rude, like 'I'm sorry but it's colder in Canada."""
"Why did Johnny fail his programming class? His mom kept telling him to do his homework, ""No ifs, ands, or buts!"""
"What a coincidence. My state of the unit address focuses on jobs as well."
"The Cheesiest Joke I Know What did the cracker say to the slice of cheddar? ""Say, you're looking mighty sharp today!"" To which the cheddar replied, ""Fuck you, white boy."""