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Joke of the Day

"Shoutout to people who don't know what the opposite of in is. I'll give you some time for this one."

"My stalker just threatened to kill herself if I didn't love her back. It's nice when problems resolve themselves like that.;-)"

"Casual sex is like a math equation... You add the bed, subtract your cloths, divide your legs, and hope you don't multiply"

"Three reddit mods walk into a bar [Removed]"

"How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch? The big hand touches the little hand."

"Dear Tech Support, I twied to puth my tongue in tha USthB port again. Canth you helpf?"

"*Speed Dating* Him: Do you have any hobbies? Me: *tying my hair in a big knot under my chin so I look like I have a beard* ""TAAA-DAAA!"""

"What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute."

"2 Mexicans and a white man are in a car, who's driving? The police officer"

"Why does Michael Jackson love placing 2nd in races Because he loves coming in a little behind"