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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if a chocolate bar is kosher? It's got a Jewey caramel center."
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"If horror movies have taught me anything, it's lock up your butcher knives if your child addresses you as ""mother"" or ""father."""
"How do farmers party? They turnip the beets!"
"Went to Hollister but nothing fit, plus got lost in there for a week. Came out 30lbs lighter, so went back in to buy a shirt. Well played."
"I just had to think to remember how to write a capital ""P"", so if anyone needs a tutor for their kid or anything, hit me up."
"Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can / super speed, giant leap / crawls in your mouth when you're asleep"
"The NSA can see our emails but can they see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?"
"Starting chatting to a 14 year old girl online... Started chatting to a super sexy and flirty 14 year old girl online, and she just told me she's an undercover cop.... How fucking cool is that!"
"What is your best wordplay joke? My personal favourite: Two peanuts walked into a bar, one was assaulted."
"Ladies, if he tells you he's 6 feet & 4 inches, be sure those aren't two separate measurements."