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Joke of the Day

"Why did no one come to the ghost's party? [OC] The h was in charge of the invitations."

"What type of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers"

"Black Fridays Matter? All Fridays Matter."

"Does a Priest have a wife? He has nun."

"I went to my doctor. He said I was overweight. I said I want a second opinion. He said you're ugly too."

"Nerdy financial humor. You have been warned. I started showing more interest in one of my investments. It appreciated it."

"Local cyborg beats another cyborg to death for it's Sodium-nickle batteries, proceeds to restore his electricity supply after being arrested. He was charged with a salt."

"What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day? Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day."

"Why did god give women legs? Have you ever seen that trail a slug leaves behind?"

"I wanna rock with you, but not all night. That's unrealistic."