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Joke of the Day
"What did one snowman say to the other? ...do you smell carrots?"
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"(whispering): Siri, whose bed am I in?"
"What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same."
"Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, and Grub. Trumpton is on."
"That moment when the music stops playing at the gym and the whole room sounds like gay porn."
"Why did the chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it'd be a chicken sedan!"
"What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China? The spelling."
"Got a quick joke, that might be offensive to women. NSFW Q: Two tampoons drive right pass you. Which one stop to say ""Hello?"" A: Neither! They're both stuck up cunts."
"I want to be so talented and attractive that people are blown away that I'm nice."
"Home Depot is having their ""ultimate tool event"" in case anyone wants to buy my cousin Tyler."