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Joke of the Day

"The Republicans haven't got a single candidate who could survive a Willie Wonka factory tour."

"Did you hear about the Muslim Party? It was a blast"

"Why are vegetarians good in giving head? Because they are used to eating nuts!"

"I had to fire my tennis doubles partner today. I told him his services were no longer required."

"Michael J. Fox Got into a Car Accident Recently... He was really shaken up about it."

"Is it a rule now that Betty White has to be in everything? Because she is simply ruining this porn for me."

"What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock? Ark-n-Saw."

"I just used 'medieval' and 'archaic' in a text message. I know people, I don't get how I'm not still a virgin either."

"Tonight at the Who concert As the band started up ""You Better You Bet"", the guy next to me stood up to go get a drink. So I asked him - ""Not a fan of their new album?"""

"What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I have never payed for a garbanzo bean on my face."