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Joke of the Day
"I had to fire my tennis doubles partner today. I told him his services were no longer required."
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"unicorns are really just weaponized ponies."
"What did the two oceans say to each-other? Nothing, they just waved."
"""And the Oscar for Best Actress goes to.....Beyonce?"" *Kanye slowly sits down*"
"What's the easiest way to come out of the closet? 1. Open door 2. Walk out"
"As a child, I wanted to be a psychologist. But my parents told me, ""We're a-Freud you're too Jung for that."""
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? I don't think Bush did a cow..."
"My husband is on the roof - only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life."
"What do you call a midget psychic that escapes from prison? A small medium at large"
"Siri, who's in my trunk?"