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Joke of the Day
"If television has taught me anything, it's that I can totally outrun an explosion."
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"Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk"
"The Cincinnati zoo has honey bees, sweat bees, carpenter bees, bumble bees.... But no Harambe"
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"Why is the hipster sweating? Because he wore a scarf before it was cool."
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