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Joke of the Day

"Is it a rule now that Betty White has to be in everything? Because she is simply ruining this porn for me."

"How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow? Type ""fresh prints"" in the ""search reddit"" box at the right."

"Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!"

"what's the most impressive thing about tom cruise performing his own stunts? he does it in heels"

"Did you hear? The supreme court ruled that gay marriage has extended to swans."

"How do you kill lots of Anzacs in a small amount of time? By telling them to get out of the trench"

"Girl, if I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldnt: I'm not that smart and people are already mad at me from other stuff I did"

"I saw a man at the beach going ""Help! Shark! Help!"" I laughed because I knew that the shark wasn't going to help him."

"I had a bukkake party last night. It was a disaster. Nobody came. Edit: Wow! While I was gone this really...exploded."

"Last night I dreamt I was a vacuum, it really sucked."