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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris checks his facebook on a typewriter."

"How does a cow quickly do math? With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)"

"Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? Attire."

"Inside jokes [deleted]"

"Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips are moving then he's lying."

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around."

"PS4/Xbox joke Oh no! Playstation and xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U"

"How did the nervous female organ that was going to Hollywood feel? They were overreacting."

"Eating a cigarette."

"What do you call two marry-go-rounds having sex? I don't know, i'm just fucking around."