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"You dig ,I dig, she dig, he dig, we dig, they dig. It's not a great poem but it's very deep."
"I ran over some flowers when I was mowing today Whoopsy-daisy!"
"TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public."
"What's the difference between Reese and Tyrese? Reese was born Witherspoon but Tyrese stole his."
"Social media is great. Before Facebook I'd never know what the girl who wrote ""dirty Jew"" on my 8th grade locker was thankful for this year."
"Did you hear about Trump getting Pink Floyd back together? Only problem is, he's gonna make them pay for every brick in the wall."
"What religion do mosquitoes follow? Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. ^Sorry."
"What did the young digital clock say to its Grandfather clock? ""Look Grandpa, no hands!"""
"It's Cultural Appropriation Day.. O wait the Irish aren't Pussies."