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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two marry-go-rounds having sex? I don't know, i'm just fucking around."
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"Photon A photon goes to a hotel to find a room.. the man at the desk asks if he would like any help with his bags and the photon says ""I don't have any.. I'm traveling light."""
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