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Joke of the Day

"Why should Trump be careful of deporting Mexicans? It could go south so fast."

"Apparently the owners of Aldi and Lidl were really brothers. Presumably Aldi was the alder one and Lidl the Lidl one."

"What do you call a can made in Mexico? A Mexican."

"Remember when you first joined twitter and you had no idea how to RT or what favstar was and remembered what your family looked like?"

"Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs? Rhinos R Us"

"superheros and religion are alot more similar than you think Just a bunch people arguing whose fictional character is the best."

"No thanks, World Cup. If I wanted to watch dudes run around for 3 hours and leave with a tie, I'd just go to Sears."

"Why do women love Jordan Spieth? Because he came second."

"What does a communist cat say Mao"

"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't. That's it. That's the joke."