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Joke of the Day
"How does a cow quickly do math? With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)"
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"I've thought about it, and there still is no good reason for me to grow up."
"Why did the goose cross the road? Because he's an asshole."
"#IAmHonoredBy my 12 year old telling me he needs me. He wanted a new gadget of course but the thought was there."
"The toilet bowl was stolen from the local police precinct last night. The cops have nothing to go on."
"How many meateaters does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they would rather stay in the dark"
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar One deer turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""
"What is the difference between kinky sex and perverted sex? Kinky sex involves a feather, perverted sex involves the whole chicken."
"Best internet joke in a long time Frontier Communications"
"A man is dying of cancer... But he tells everyone he's dying of aids His son asks him why. He replies ""So no one will have sex with my wife when I'm gone"""