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Joke of the Day

"With this whole Anonymous attack, ISIS is finally getting what they wanted... ...fucked by 72 virgins."

"How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet."

"I tried water polo but... My horse drowned."

"As an ass assessor, I assess asses."

"What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs? You take him for a drag."

"What type of drugs do ducks use? What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine."

"Friend: What happened? 15yo me: *arm in a sling* Got hit by 2 buses. Friend: What happened? 37yo me: *in a full body cast* I sneezed weird."

"Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos? Everybody hates Pilipinos."

"What on Earth did the NASA discover? Nothing, it was on Mars"

"My dog never listens to me, and I think he might have a speech impediment... He keeps balking at me when I try to tell him to be quiet"