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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom? Because the *p* is silent"

"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans. *rimshot*"

"I've been seeing some anti-gay humor on this sub lately and wanted to say something: Gay jokes ARE NOT funny. Come on guys."

"If I had a dime for every time I dug a hole... I'd be in the hole."

"Your loud tweeting woke me up. Someone must have typed in all caps."

"TIL that if you plug your amp into a 12"" instead of your 8"", you get fireworks. Whoops. Wrong sub."

"My manager at the millinery has a really short temper I mean he gets really angry at the drop of a hat!"

"Two antennae got married... The ceremony was alright, but the reception was GREAT!"

"I have beautiful children Thank god my wife is having affairs"

"What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole? clickbait -_-"