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Joke of the Day
"What a rip off. There's no pot in this chicken-pot-pie."
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"Algorithm Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did."
"What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian? Where the ""eh"" is in the sentence. Canadian: ""How you doin, eh?"" Italian: ""Eh! How you doin?"""
"What is green and has four wheels? Grass; I lied about the wheels."
"*sticks switchblade into bag of NES cartridges, licks tip of knife, nods to boss* It's good."
"I've got an Intracranial Embolism... ...at least, that's what my doctor told him when I mentioned that I had Bad Blood stuck in my head."
"Unpopular opinion: this joke is bad"
"""Sooth. Sooth! SOOOTH!!!"" --soothsayers"
"I asked a Jewish girl for her number... She rolled up her sleeve"
"""Naps ain't shit!"" -Comas"