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Joke of the Day
"What a rip off. There's no pot in this chicken-pot-pie."
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"Text: OMG! I can't believe you tweet such vile, offensive, filthy, sick things. You should be removed from society. GET HELP! Love Mom XO"
"How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul"
"How to fall down the stairs * Step 1: * Step 2: * Step 4: * Step 17: * Step 35: And you're done!"
"""wow this rap song is good I wonder who this is"" *waits literally 4 seconds* ""oh there look at that he said his name how convenient"""
"I asked my wife to name an adjective that describes my penis... She replied ""vestigial."""
"[trying to unhook a bra] *kung fu noises*"
"I was skeptical Apple was using child labor until my iPod arrived and engraved on it was, ""Help! So hungry! Send Lunchables!"""
"What do prayers and my Reddit submissions have in common? No one fucking reads them."
"How do you titilate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot."