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Joke of the Day
"My boss is so inappropriate at work Whenever there's an opportunity for innuendo he slips it in"
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"Me: ""You kids aren't getting any more toys until you take care of the ones you have!"" Grandma: ""Here are 8,000 new toys just for existing."""
"""SZA"" would be the perfect name for a lesbian member of the Wu Tang Clan"
"What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."
"Remember those girls in college who neatly highlighted all of their text books in pink? They work at the cosmetic counter at Macy's now."
"What do you call a female dog with a PH level above 7? A basic bitch"
"How did the electron board the train? It lepton"
"What do you get when you cross a zebra with a flamingo? Some weeeeeeeird shit, man."
"What do you call the gay A team? The Heyyy Team"