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Joke of the Day
"My wife's boss's name is Adolfo! I wonder if his family have always been against dolls?"
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"What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner? ""(1)/8"""
"Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."
"I just found a fruit roll-up in my pocket That means one of my kids has a grape flavored blunt rap in their lunch box."
"TIME TO RETIRE Q: WHEN DOES A PROSTITUTE KNOW IT TIME TO RETIRE? A: WHEN SHE CAN NO LONGER HIDE THE STRETCHMARKS AROUND HER LIPS."
"I forgot FB was not Twitter & posted something ultra dirty. Now I have to avoid my granndma, change my hair color & leave the state."
"If hearing ""I love you"" was enough, we'd all buy parrots and live happily ever after."
"What is the worlds wettest animal? The reindeer"
"In MILF porn... There's always one motherfucker"
"How are bisexual men and bisexual women the same? They both think girls are really great but won't admit they just need to be filled by cock."