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Joke of the Day
"My wife's boss's name is Adolfo! I wonder if his family have always been against dolls?"
Next Joke
"A priest, a nun, a rabbi, a blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a farmer, his daughter, a horse, a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy all walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this? A joke?"""
"Pick up artists and garbage men should switch names."
"""Please go to voicemail. Please go to voicemail. Please go to voicemail."" - me making a phone call"
"Did you know Diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans. ba dum tss."
"An Indian man was arrested He tried to talk his way out of trouble and kept currying on with the excuses, but the police were having naan of it!"
"What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine? A jet engine stops whining after it lands"
"What do you call a three-legged donkey? A wonkey. What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye? A winky-wonkey."
"Why are all the streets in Paris lined with trees? Because Nazis prefer to march in the shade."
"Next time a conspiracy theorist says, ""That's what they want you to think,"" say, ""No, but that's what they wanted you to tell me."""