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Joke of the Day

"Have you guys had the new Lance Armstrong Trail Mix? There's only one nut in the bag."

"*Shoves a guy* I think you mean the SECOND biggest ""The Sound of Music"" fan on earth, bro."

"God said to peter come fourth... But Peter came fifth and won a toaster"

"What do you call a nuclear-powered car? A mobile-Chernobyl!"

"Today I checked my privilege... [] Privilege"

"(JOKE) What does a light bulb filled with gas?"

"So I used to hang out with a linguist... ...until I found out he was stealing money from me. Turns out he was a false friend."

"What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common? Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time."

"Why was the sand wet? Because the sea-weed"

"Kid pulls prank on teachers seat with glue. Teacher dies due to... Asphyxiation."