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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a nun, a rabbi, a blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a farmer, his daughter, a horse, a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy all walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this? A joke?"""

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"If you love a woman, you shouldn't be ashamed to show her to your wife."
"Girls : ""Do I look fat?"" A girl asked a high-school boy, ""Do I look fat?"" The boy replied, ""Where?"" [teenage]"
"I like to flush the toilet a few times when I'm on the phone with someone who calls me so they know not to do that again"
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"When does one plus one equal three? When you forget to wear a condom."
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