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Joke of the Day
"Why are all the streets in Paris lined with trees? Because Nazis prefer to march in the shade."
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"My friend's bakery burned down last night Now his business is toast"
"A telephone rang. ""Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?"" ""Yes, it is,"" came the reply. ""Thank Goodness! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone."""
"Don't sleep with politicians. They all have aides."
"What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women."
"I have a multiple personality disorder... And so do I."
"Girls spend a lot of time explaining how they never do the thing they just did."
"69% of people... ...find something dirty in every sentence."
"*puts dreamcatcher above bed* ""Sure hope this works"" *wakes up in the middle of the night* *Ryan Gosling is stuck in dreamcatcher* ""YES"""
"Have you ever smelled molasses? How did you catch the little buggers?"