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Joke of the Day

"My pics are real. I don't use any filters. I don't even use coffee filters. I eat coffee straight outta the container like a man"

"Why are there no walmarts in Pakistan? Because there's a target on every corner"

"Hey baby are you a unbalanced equation? Because I think I need more of U! Edit 1: Also sorry for the bad grammar in the title sadly I cannot change it..."

"What rock group has four men that don't sing? mount rushmore"

"Q: What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up? A: They went on stroke."

"I saw a woman really screaming at her kids in public this morning, but in her defense, the kids were ugly."

"How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb? Just one, she yells, ""DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"""

"I Can see the future, Donald Trump wins the election This post made with **Internet Explorer**"

"Umm if Jesus only died for my sins to manipulate me into joining his religion maybe he's not such a ""nice guy"""

"use words like 'perpendicular' when you language at people so they think you is good with vocabularying"