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Joke of the Day
"Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born? Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones."
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"My workplace scheduled Sexual Harassment Training. Needless to say, I was greatly disappointed."
"A lawyer takes the bar"
"I scream, you scream, we all scream, while I'm crawling under the bathroom stall to say hi to you."
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