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Joke of the Day

"How do you organize a party in outer space? You planet. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ...I'll show myself out."

"Give a man a jacket, and he'll be warm for a week. Teach a man to jacket, and he'll stay inside for months."

"My favorite jokes are ones about Pavlov. I always laugh at them without even thinking about it!"

"Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans? Because if you add even one more it gets ""2 farty""."

"I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer for the past 2 years But no one will take the job"

"America is there land of opportunity, where if you work hard enough, you can make the business owners rich."

"I love Italian jokes. They really help the day go."

"Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes. Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing cards !"

"How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy? None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)"

"Me: *Wrong Turn Siri: Recalculating Route Me: *Wrong Turn Siri: Recalculating Route Me: *Wrong Turn Siri: You're on your own, Idiot."