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Joke of the Day
"Whenever a girl refuses to tell a magician her age, he cuts her in half to count the rings."
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"How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool? ""Please get out of the pool"""
"The other day my European friend ask me about our views on lesbians in this country. Apparently, ""usually in HD"" was not the answer she was looking for P.S sorry english not my native language"
"I told my 5 year old that he was allowed to choose 1 item from the grocery store so we're walking home with a cart."
"How did Reggie Rocket's brother die? Otto Erocket Asphyxiation"
"What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you? He'll have Nunavut"
"Did you hear about the first deaf man to be sent into Space? He didn't either"
"""Knock Knock."", ""Who's there?"" I Eat Map"
"I ran into a dance club for people with back problems It was called the Slipped Disco"
"My girlfriend just told me she might be pregnant I told her to cut it out"