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Joke of the Day

"What does a Chinese cow say? [Governess](https://translate.google.com/m/translate#en/zh-CN/Governess)"

"Did anyone else watch the documentary on pedophilia? It was so touching."

"Why are the news media like a prostitute? Because they are good at making stuff up."

"I have kleptomania but when it gets bad, I take something for it."

"If someone enjoys bondage, and they hang themselves... Does that mean they died from having a kink in their neck?"

"The second fastest thing in a bathroom is the speed in which your butt-hole closes after a log comes out, but what is the fastest thing in a bathroom? The drop of water that makes it in."

"You shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since you walked there."

"What happens when you drop a piano in a mine? A Flat Minor"

"Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. ""Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?"" ""Yes!"" ""For the whole basketball team?"""

"Pity Teacher writes down the word 'pity' on the blackboard. Suddenly, I think to myself ""Oh, it's what comes after forty-nine..."""