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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you drop a piano in a mine? A Flat Minor"
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"Just drove by an Asian restaurant Wok n' Roll well played Chinese people. So crever"
"What band was Harambe In? Gorillaz"
"I bumped into the guy that invented the globe. It's a small world."
"Life is like toilet paper... ... you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."
"Outkast: Ok now ladies! Me: Yeah??! OK: I wanna see y'all on your baddest behavior! Me: *slowly incurs $18.37 in overdue library fees*"
"Can any of you read your Chinese food bill? Looks like they charged me for a chicken lo-mein, a python, Africa, and a diet Coke."
"After the ""incident"" at the family cabin, my Indian name is Bounces Off Deck."
"My family thinks I don't get jokes But I'm actually great at them!"
"Best if said out loud... So a mango's (man goes) in a bar... What the hell is a mango doing in a bar? But chessy but gets a good giggle :D"