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Joke of the Day

"What did the Grateful Dead fans say when they stopped smoking pot? ""Man this music sucks..."""

"What's the difference between your Pacman high score and your child? I haven't beaten your high score."

"Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? "

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank herbal tea before it was cool."

"One year later after Pavlov's dog death... Pavlov still brings him food."

"Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... BA DUM PSSHHH"

"I'm glad Pitbull always announces his name right away so I know when to turn the radio off."

"What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework? He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear."

"I was going to go to the Alzheimer's charity run yesterday. But I forgot."

"Too bad Ray Rice didn't kill his wife, The Ravens would've just put a statue of him in front of the stadium."