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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side!"
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"""Git yer cotton pickin hands off a my gin."" -Eli Whitney"
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"Yo I am bored"
"What is the best place for politicians? Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove."
"When my father won't stop telling bad jokes... ... the puns go on Dad Nauseum!"
"I want to repaint my room a shade of white... ...but I can't decide between ""eggshell"", ""beige"", or ""2016 Oscars""."