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Joke of the Day

"9/11 Jokes aren't funny... But the other 2 are."

"It's true what they say: shut up."

"Twitter addiction A man goes to his doctor and says: -Doctor, I think i am addicted to Twitter. -Eh,sorry...I don't follow you."

"HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE WILDERNESS: Call someone and have them come pick you up."

"The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won't go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5. You play your game; I'll play mine."

"Damn girl, are you today's date? Cause you're 10/10"

"It's not often that one gets the opportunity to speak about someone intelligent, respected and admired. Unfortunately tonight I have to talk about (NAME)."

"Why are bees the superior species? They have a built in suicide switch."

"Chuck Norris wanted to make jokes great again So he bought a trumpet for every time we make an horrible pun."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car."