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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to have to sit my mom down Apparently she has had sex with everyone on xbox live."
Next Joke
"So, I hear Islam is the religion of peace. Piece of you here, piece of you there."
"So Muhammad Ali is dead... Is it too soon for a punchline?"
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? You slow down and use lube ( )"
"Pakistani math problem. Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes. He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the radius of the explosion."
"How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors? They just have a feel for that kind of thing."
"Parenting teenagers is easy since they already know everything."
"Why did Ken and Barbie never have any kids? Ken always came in a different box."
"I have a fear of speed bumps... But I'm slowly getting over it."
"One-night stand at first, but ended up happening again... I mean, they're just so cheap at Ikea, so I had to go back to get another."