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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to have to sit my mom down Apparently she has had sex with everyone on xbox live."
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"Marriage is a lot like being a meteorologist. No matter what you say, you're still wrong."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ? Andrew all her money out of the bank !"
"I wonder if Ronald McDonald sadistically cackles as he bludgeons innocent chickens and uses clown magic to turn them into nuggets."
"What's the difference between a condom and a parachute? Well when condom fails a life comes, when parachute fails a life goes."
"Puns plz Someone throw shit out there for me to make puns with. A topic, or whatever, and I'll do my best. Anyone else can join in too."
"Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet? A nut house."
"You guys heard of the movie ""Constipated""? Me neither... I guess it's never coming out."
"I never considered typos to be that big of a deal until the day I dialed 921."
"Why did the farmer feed his cows money? He wanted rich milk."