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Joke of the Day

"What Did Cinderella Say When She Got To The Ball? Cough, gag, choke, etc..."

"Black people love boom boxes .. I hate to generalize, but it's their stereotype ;-)"

"I've been watching women's Olympic beach volleyball and there's already been a wrist injury. But I should be fine by tomorrow."

"You know I think Fight Club is pretty underrated. Nobody talks about it these days"

"I recently gave up smoking. I'm really Indiana Jonesin' for a smoke."

"If two KKK members get in a fight... And someone else nearby gets hit, do they get caught in the cross fire?"

"Here's to honor!... Get honor, stay honor. If you can't come in her. Come honor."

"I've been playing this online game where you mostly end up immobilised and eaten alive by insects. It's alright, but just feels like another form of e-scaphism."

"My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette's suffering girlfriend for years now. I always wondered what kept them together. Then I saw the swear jar."

"Spring makes every day feel like you're stuck in the office on a Friday afternoon."