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Joke of the Day
"""I couldn't work there after what he said to me..."" ""What did he say?"" ""You're fired."""
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"Why did the palm tree win the plant race? It was the first to Sago."
"After seeing my dog scoot her butt across my rug, I've decided I need to up my break dancing game."
"Not being able to read because your book ran out of batteries is a pretty hilarious first-world problem."
"Donald Trump, his publicist, and his ghostwriter walk into a bar... ""So you're alone tonight, Donnie?"""
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar-fifty, and deer nuts are under a buck."
"I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West... ...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone."
"SpaceX announced today that they are removing the astronaut janitor position from their first manned flight to Mars There just isn't enough room in the ship for a vacuum cleaner."
"A man jaywalked and got the entire left side of his body ran over. He was all right"
"What gets harder the more you play with it? A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!"