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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen bofa lately? Bofa deez nutz"
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"What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas? Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad"
"Research shows, 78% of all statistics are made up! Just like this one. (Its nit my own. I heard this somewhere, thought was worth sharing)"
"Ma'am, your son is dead. Why, what happened, officer? He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back."
"What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper"
"Going to my daughter's middle school basketball game. In light of recent events, I've asked her to leave the guns at home."
"I ate some Girl Scout Cookies that were way past their expiration date... ...and ended up with a nasty bout of samoanella."
"It's never easy to look at someone and tell them 'That thing we both felt, that thing you saw inside of me, it just isn't there anymore'... Especially when its your obstetrician!"
"What do you call a man who revives black people from the dead? A Negromancer"
"What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs? A Cairopractor!"