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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen bofa lately? Bofa deez nutz"

"What did Santa say when he went to a brothel? Hoe hoe hoe!"

"It's amazing how much more money I have when I'm drunk."

"[girlfriend talking to me but I can't hear her over crunch of my cereal] ""I think we should see other people"" Yeah sure thing, babe"

"What is a nazi's favourite food? Luftwaffles"

"So my friend went duck hunting the other day, but didn't get anything I told him it was alright. No harm no fowl."

"Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you're a dumb ass and you make poor decisions."

"I tried to download Ford Racing 2 today... It crashed."

"A chicken walks into a bar He said ""I think I am in the wrong joke..."" Meanwhile, a scientist crosses the road."

"Freezing bananas before they go bad is a great tip I learned 6 months ago. Now I have a freezer full of bananas"