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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the procedure for female to male sex change? A stitchadicktomy"

"It's interesting how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on his back, and my ex sleeps with everyone."

"I am only drinking 2 beers tonight, but in dog beers."

"What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog? [nsfw] At least when you are eating pussy, you can see the asshole infront of you."

"What do calculators do when they love each other? They multiply!"

"My Bakery Burned Down Last Night... Now my business is toast!"

"Don't you hate double standards? If a girl sleeps with a lot of guys she is called a slut, but when a guy does it he is called a homosexual."

"ME: My dog's so happy I'm working from home. DOG (to camera): Honestly, a heads up would have been nice. I had shit planned today."

"What food greatly diminishes a women's sex drive? Wedding cake"

"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches"