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Joke of the Day
"What food greatly diminishes a women's sex drive? Wedding cake"
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"I accidentally took a woman's multi-vitamin this morning. I have been trying to get dressed now for 2 hours but everything makes me look fat"
"What did the cook say to his wife? I'm cumin!"
"Why do some birds fly south for the winter? Its to far to walk."
"What do you call a hooker with no limits? Your mom."
"It's convenient for my password security needs that my mother's maiden name is Waffles4%"
"Come on Canada, first Celine, then Nickelback, NOW Bieber!? Are you TRYING to provoke a war?"
"What is not the answer to this question? Not this."
"Where do animals go when their Tails fall off? The Retail store"
"Just saw a great panel at Comic-Con, ""How to Talk to a Human Woman."""