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Joke of the Day

"Don't you hate double standards? If a girl sleeps with a lot of guys she is called a slut, but when a guy does it he is called a homosexual."

"My sheep friends asked me to find them some drugs so I went to the local animal dealer... Pablo Escobaaaaaa"

"I want to live in one of those countries where the lawmakers get into fistfights"

"My roomate was bragging about getting top comment of the week on theCHIVE. Yeah, I reddit."

"Why is the letter T like an island? Because its in the middle of water!!!"

"I told my friend a joke about last night's Game of Thrones episode.. He agreed it was well done."

"I've had enough of my girlfriend's obsession with auctions. So I bid her farewell."

"As an obese man, I think I would make a pretty good presidential candidate. I too only run once every four years."

"A group of programmers painstakingly made a small underground passage, that somehow got smaller if it was used too often. They called it the Carpal Tunnel"

"What did the Buddhist get for Christmas? Presence."