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Joke of the Day
"What do calculators do when they love each other? They multiply!"
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"So I was at LEGOLAND the other day, and this couple were making out in line....... it was so gross, I told them ""Hey guys, build a room"""
"What do you call a bird born in the 90s? A millennial falcon."
"Why didn't the Irishman add another bean? He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent."
"I take my women the same way i take my presidents. Half black and no Bush."
"Two children pieces of graphite are playing with a diamond..... ...Mummy piece of graphite walks in and says ""Leave your Father alone - he's been under a lot of pressure"""
"I told my parents to vote for Trump... So I wouldn't have to take Spanish in high school"
"What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit? The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!"
"I like my eggs like I like my women Beaten"
"Why did the bigamist cross the road? To get to the other bride."