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Joke of the Day
"My Bakery Burned Down Last Night... Now my business is toast!"
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"How is a penis and a paycheck the same? Neither one is big enough to satisfy your wife"
"My neighbors wifi isn't working. Do you think they are aware and are trying to fix it, or should I go let them know?"
"just got mad and flipped a table but it spun all the way around in landed right side up. everyone in Applebee's is clapping"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ? Alaska my mummy !"
"Did you hear about the raisin that slept with another raisin's wife? No? You're obviously not up to date with currant affairs."
"Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose."
"Sexual equality in the workplace I'm all for sexual equality. That's why I allow my female staff to work longer so they can earn the same as the men."
"Que es la nombre con un bebe burro? un burrito"
"[Taylor Swift on toilet, going #2. Kanye jumps out of her shower] ""Yo, Taylor- I'm really happy for you & I'm-a let you finish, but..."""