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Joke of the Day

"My Bakery Burned Down Last Night... Now my business is toast!"

"What is Hillary Clinton's favorite dice game? Benghahtzee."

"unlike drugs, twitter addiction won't cost you anything, except your social life"

"I finally figured out what I wanna be when I get older...........................Younger!"

"I always hang on the rim after I dunk because it's really high up and I'm scared."

"How do you know you're a Seattle Seahawk? A butler serves you."

"Abortion jokes They really suck the life out of you"

"I'm giving up spray deodorants for the new year Roll on 2017"

"DAD: Think an earthquake's coming. MOM: Check Rocky; dogs always know. DOG *analysing seismic data*: I anticipate magnitudes of 6 or more."

"I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you."