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Joke of the Day
"How does Voldemort seal his mail? With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)"
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"Anal sex is like broccoli If you're forced to have it as a kid, yo won't enjoy it as an adult."
"want to go to a pet store and pet the guinea pigs. let me see those baked potatos stat. i want to hear the noise they make"
"Spoiler alert: this milk expired five days ago"
"""Dammit"" or ""Damnit"" are both acceptable, unless you are over the age of sixty, in which case ""Dagnabit"" is required."
"What do you call a rapper will killer abs? 6Pac"
"They say real women have curves. Well, then, the lady in front of me at Starbucks is a real, real, real, real, real, real, real, real woman."
"I wonder if the clothes in China say ""made around the corner """
"Shout out to all the animals that help Disney princesses get shit done."
"The iPhone 6 Plus sold very well. It was a huge 6s!"